how can u be prego again
You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
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