She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
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