I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
Please call me back as soon as your phone is charged, if you die tonight I don't want the last thing I said to you to be "I just farted a little"
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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