we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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