So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
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