She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
it's like heaven, but drunker
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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