I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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