i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
Randomize
