i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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