nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
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