He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire
Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
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