problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
Randomize
