hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
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