So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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