I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
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