I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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