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He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
Please tell me you werent the one who replaced every beer bottle in my fridge with a picture of a baby kitten.
... and if i was..
Fuck. You.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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