that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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