Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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