we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
Randomize
