Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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