What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
so you had a one ended conversation with the toilet las night in between barfs. you kept telling the toilet how strong it was because its gone through a lot of shit in its life.
drunk me is so punny.
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
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