# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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