dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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