Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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