So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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