how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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