In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
See, the Lortab wasn't working enough, so I thought "hey, vodka can speed that up! That's how science works!" Which probably should've been my indication that the Lortab was in fact working
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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