Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
Randomize
