i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
We are two peas in an std pod
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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