he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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