So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
God I need to hump something, right now.
Randomize
