If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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