It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
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