she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
I need water and some morals
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
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