I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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