in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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