omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
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