I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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