lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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