so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
You called me at 2am singing 'happy birthday' while screaming 'I fucking love you' verses, all while eating a burrito and taking a piss off your apartment balcony
Yeah I know, the people below me already told me
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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