in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
I woke up in my own vomit, a chunk of cactus in my thigh, shirtless, with jons mom poking at me with a glass of dr pepper and a talk about god....damn alcohol
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
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