Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
New invention idea: vibrating tampons
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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