HIV tests are more positive than that guy
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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