butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
3am cut off hipster s***'s afro on porch. Opened champagne. Felt like delilah cutting off samson's hair. Then shower & anal. So I guess his powers are intact.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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