I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
I woke up under a house in Key West
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