Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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