"it" just moved
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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