I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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