They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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