Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
But break dance skills will only take you so far
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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